New week, new me!

So the new working week begins and I am ready for it.....................well sort of,after going to bed with wet hair last night I have woken up with an orange curly mohican!!! never a good look at any time but especially not today when I am focusing on looking super splendid!
Oh well I suppose relatively fabulous will just have to do for today! And as it is lashing down outside and very very cold and windy, I guess the orange birdsnest afro, will look much worse by the time I arrive at super swanky Lady Lainey office.

Yesterday was a lovely Autumnal day, sunny with a breeze, meaning that all the washing was done and dried in record time, so that when I had surprise visitors in the afternoon, the house was in relative order.

Mr Funky messaged me to say I should read the interview in the Daily mail with ' he who will not be named in the blog'. To be honest I would have rather poked sticks in my eyes than read the diatribe that spouts forth from his cakehole!
Apparently they asked  questions he may not answer.

what?

'How did you ever get helmets big enough to fit on your overly swelled head?'

'Have all the doors in your house been widened to accommodate your head?'

He was blabbing in just about every paper ( ahead of his 'much anticipated' book release on Thursday). In the Telegraph he stated that there was a 'bullying culture' in the dressing room. HMMMMMM!!!!! I remember his tweets about James Taylor so I wonder who was doing the bullying!
He claims he was 'marginalised and demonised.'
 Two words sum this up. 'OWN DOING'
Sorry lets add another two 'STOP TEXTING'

As my visitor pointed yesterday an autobiography is never a good read, its the unofficial biography that is needed, dig the dirt and let others have their say. I am sure they are queueing round the block to do that!
And so this is the last that will be mentioned about him or the book

His sycophants will make sure that he makes a mint out of this book, but believe me it will be on the shelves in 'Poundland' before you can say 'I wee'd in the garden at Downing Street'

And so I  have  to wrap up super warm today (Lady Lainey office is always freezing on Mondays) I fear that winter is well and truly on its way.

Oh well time to get out the berets, oil the Hunters and put the shovel back in the boot of the car.

Brrrrrrrrrr!!!!!