DAME DIDI IT IS WINTER!!

Last nights moon over Tykes Towers!!!

Oh my lordy lord, Dame Didi is still on British Summer time!!! I pity poor boss man Count Carlton when she realises that she is an hour early for work!! At least she has made provision in the back of the Dame Didimobile, having put walking boots in ( she has no Hunters!!!!) and a seaside spade ( she has no shovel!) at least she has a warm blanket courtesy of her wonderful sister ( no not Tzarina Katerins but I, Lady Lainey).


I have been keeping abreast with the counties in case I miss any info! Former besty home team of Durham are offering members the super chance to pay a huge wodge of cash to them and get 5 years membership for the price of 4. Have they not heard that we are not quite yet out of recession? Have they realised that people may not be dropping pennies in the bucket next season for the recipient of the benefit ( see earlier posts as to who it is!)? Have they truly taken leave of their senses? I told Mr Funky the Chauffeur and he mumbled things under his breath but I have an inkling he will be paying it. MUG!!!

Super besty home team of Yorkshire have been announcing dates for next year when they celebrate 150 years as the besty team in the land. Celebrations kick off on January 8th at The Crucible, Sheffield ( I once nearly saw it  when Dame Didi and I  were on the 'Sheffield Eye'  However I didn't because I was too flipping scared and just wanted to get off. 3 rotations my Aunt Nellie!!!!  5 rotations with a reverse move to scare the poo out of I Lady Lainey,never ever going on one of those things again). However I digress so if you can check out the Tykes website for more info on all events next year.  www.yorkshireccc.com   Its going to be a super bouncy exciting year for the team ( and for Lady Lainey too, new tiara in order, Hey Didi have you been up to the tiara shop yet,???? need to know the prices).

STOP PRESS!!!!! Just heard on the news that 'FIGJAM' is pulling on his England shirt ( having discarded his 'moneymaker' shirt) as we speak, having arrived in India. Gosh I bet the rest of the boys can hardly contain themselves! Not long now until the big day ( 15th November.....  wooohooo Lady Laineys birthday .....and the start of the test)
Also The Blades won last night against Portsmouth 1-0 #coyb.

Sad news reported on the BBC News that after 49 years the helicopters to the Isles of Scilly have been stopped. The operators have sold the site to Sainsburys!!!!  Well as a little Lady I often saw the helicopters take off from Penzance when we were on our family holidays. How sad, another childhood memory wiped away by commercialism!!!

Well I am being truly creative in Tykes Towers and have already decorated the 'Little Lady's room' and the bathroom and now have been painting a mirror. I am doing all kind of crafty things to try to make Tykes Towers more like my palace, if only the royal hounds would come round and see off the flipping cat that keeps leaving poo in the extensive grounds, peace would once again reign in Lady Lainey land.



In super swanky Lady Lainey office, I am sad because Job the Jolly is off on jollies for 3 days leaving me with Pony Paul and Dan Dan cowboy draughtsman. Pony has no interest in cricket at all and Dan is from Thailand not a hot spot for cricket. So I have been sitting quietly in my office working away like a little mad thing.
And with that I go off to start another day in silence with the boys!!  Roll on Thursday when Jobbers returns!!

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