I have decided to look ahead to the cricket season and make some predictions as to how the early matches of the season go.
Now that Besty home county of Yorkshire are back up where they are supposed to be, there is nothing left for them but to take the County Title!! Haha that really would be a blinking marvellous.I foresee a win against Durham at the early part of the season and also that they will do jolly well in the T20 series.
I am also looking forward to the 'Derby' match at the end of April, I will be in my usual position, waving my Durham membership and cheering like a mad thing for Yorkshire.( and probably being escorted out by the over zealous stewards)
I am also looking forward to the 'Derby' match at the end of April, I will be in my usual position, waving my Durham membership and cheering like a mad thing for Yorkshire.( and probably being escorted out by the over zealous stewards)
We also have the Ashes to look forward too although this season Mr Funky and I are not going to see any tour matches at The Riverside. We decided that we didn't want to put any more money into the Durham coffers ( and a bottle of wine from Austins during a tour march is super flipping spendy!! I could get a new tiara for the same amount).
As for how the rest of the early part of the season will go...................well I foresee Mr Funky having to aid Lady Lainey to the big blue tank thing a couple of times after partaking in a couple of cooking sherries. However the main event takes place at the end of May when Mr Funky the chauffeur reaches the ripe old age of 50. Can you believe that he is going to be 50?. There will be lots of cake and jelly and sausage rolls and 'seaside' sandwiches ( a speciality of Lady Lainey). he will also have to wear a party hat whilst I wear a more sedate tiara. OMG I am super excited already and will have to start making a flipping list of all the things that we will have. There will of course be party bags and I must start looking for super things to put in them.
I am hoping that his Royal Ryanness remains fit for the season and also that Gillespie the Gallant whips those Tykes into super shape.
As for former besty home team in the south Hampshire. I think that they will do pretty well but we will have no beating of Yorkshire this season or I will be in the Lady Lainey limo down to Southampton to give the boys a piece of my mind.#liketheycare
Over in New Zealand now, England have fielded an unchanged side despite Morgan under going a late fitness test! No sign of Joe Root who was apparently on 'standby'. New Zealand are currently 70-0.
And looks as if Top Tyke Jonny Bairstow has a fight on his 'gloves' over who will keep wicket with Jos Buttler currently ahead!
And finally The Pope has resigned! He is the first Pope in 600 years to 'quit' his job. As the Cardinals were still reeling from this news a lightening bolt hit St Peters. Now what was all that about????????
As for how the rest of the early part of the season will go...................well I foresee Mr Funky having to aid Lady Lainey to the big blue tank thing a couple of times after partaking in a couple of cooking sherries. However the main event takes place at the end of May when Mr Funky the chauffeur reaches the ripe old age of 50. Can you believe that he is going to be 50?. There will be lots of cake and jelly and sausage rolls and 'seaside' sandwiches ( a speciality of Lady Lainey). he will also have to wear a party hat whilst I wear a more sedate tiara. OMG I am super excited already and will have to start making a flipping list of all the things that we will have. There will of course be party bags and I must start looking for super things to put in them.
I am hoping that his Royal Ryanness remains fit for the season and also that Gillespie the Gallant whips those Tykes into super shape.
As for former besty home team in the south Hampshire. I think that they will do pretty well but we will have no beating of Yorkshire this season or I will be in the Lady Lainey limo down to Southampton to give the boys a piece of my mind.#liketheycare
Over in New Zealand now, England have fielded an unchanged side despite Morgan under going a late fitness test! No sign of Joe Root who was apparently on 'standby'. New Zealand are currently 70-0.
And looks as if Top Tyke Jonny Bairstow has a fight on his 'gloves' over who will keep wicket with Jos Buttler currently ahead!
And finally The Pope has resigned! He is the first Pope in 600 years to 'quit' his job. As the Cardinals were still reeling from this news a lightening bolt hit St Peters. Now what was all that about????????
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