Tuesday and peace......

If you wannabe a PD you got to do the training

..............and quiet in super swanky Lady Lainey office as Job the Jolly and Pony Paul are off to Bristol and Dan Dan cowboy draughtsman will be asleep in his office. So I will be able to file my nails, looking flipping pretty, drink gallons of coffee............and make the office look tidy as we have visitors later in the week. I wish we were in a paper free office!!!


Sadly no peace and quiet for 'wannabe' PD's Bart & Moby who are at the beginning of their Police Dog training. Good luck to them both  and hope to see them out on the 'beat' soon.

Former Sir Robert of Solihull ( now Vicroy of Singapore) was spoiling my lunch yesterday with wonderful pics of Singapore, the beach, cold alcoholic beverages and more, via Facebook messenger. I have to admit to being a tad envious but then realised that he may be in Singapore with smog and humidity but I am here in the North east of Blighty and have Crimdon Dene, Seaton Carew, and Roker Beach all at my doorstep. Who needs more than a dip in the North Sea ( you probably need a tetanus jab after that!).


Surrey and Yorkshire drew which gave Yorkshire 5 points which kept them at the top of the table but Durham have a game in hand. Early days yet but #coyt.

Australia have named Darren Lehman as coach of the team for the remainder of the tour (hopefully). The former Yorkshire batsman who had been coaching the Australia A team takes charge immediately.


The rumours are flying that Joe Root has an opening spot in the Ashes team. Joe had moved up the batting order due to Compton being omitted from the squad. Jeff Miller said that they believe that Joe is one of the best opening batsman at this time. Come on Joe and show them what you are made of.


Strawberries and lashings of cream were in abundance yesterday for the start of Wimbledon which saw Rafael Nadal knocked out in the first round. He refused to blame a knee injury on his shock exit and in a sportsman like approach to his defeat  said it was not a tragedy. well now he has more time to whoop it up in London and do a spot of shopping ( top tip from Lady Lainey ).

Andy Murray made it through the first round!

Well I am about to hit the road and tootle off to jolly old work. So have a great Tuesday and big 'woofs' to Bart and Moby.