Things that I ,Lady Lainey know about boys.
1. Office boys are very horrid, say rude words in front of Lady Lainey.
2. Office boys break wind and then laugh for 20 minutes whilst scoring it out of 10
3.Boys do horrid things like make their Auntie hang over Saltburn seafront whilst they are sick because they have been drinking cider.
4 boys expect their mummies to tidy up after them.
5.Boys can have horrible tempers and do stupid things ( some of them end up divorced!!!)
So where is all this leading to ( apart from gaining an insight into my 'fountain' of knowledge about boys).
Well some boys get second chances and them blow it!
Where is this leading to???????
BEN STOKES
Yes Ben who plays for champions of the world Durham, was given a second bite of the England apple, after being sent home this time last year from the Lions tour for 'misconduct'.
Now the silly boy has only gone and ruled himself out of the World T20 and probably quite a bit of the domestic season. How and why????
Well he was out for a duck at the last T20 match against The West Indies and promptly went into the dressing room and punched a locker! ( the locker is fine but having counselling). The result a hand injury which rumour has it is broken!!!!
What the Donald Duck is that all about!.Yes he was out for a duck ( not his first and won't be his last), however to behave in such a manner in the sport of 'gentleman'.......well that sums it up really.
I seriously thought that this second chance would bring out the best in him, and it seemed to. At Christmas he was the rising star of the England team. Today he is a silly silly boy.
He said that he 'deeply regrets his behaviour'. Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted comes to mind.
Loose cannon?
You decide.
So I the things that I know about boys is correct however I would like to say that this does not apply to all boys. Some boys are nice and tell funny stories to make you giggle.
However only SOME!!!
Joe those shirts are depreciating in value by the day!!!
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