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Wednesday, 2 March 2016

I AM NOT A 'JOLIE LAPIN ' AUJOURD' HUI



Zut a flipping lors!!!

Sacre chuffing bleu!!!!!

What the devil has got me so worked up  that I am rambling in 'Franglais'???????

well it is that 'le temps de l'annee'.

Yes indeed!!

Rumours are once again circulating ( and completely ruined my evening last night)  that Gillespie the Gallant is packing his Deep Heat and his box and heading down under where a job as bowling coach with the Australian team is about to open to him.
As Craig McDermott hangs up his jockstrap after the World T20 it appears that  all eyes are  on Jason!!!!

'Saint mackeral'!!!! you all hear me cry, as I quickly delve into the interviews that I did at the end of last season.
I know that he is still under contract with Yorkshire, I know that he said he would have to say no to any England job, but I never for one moment guessed at a job downunder!!!

To say that I am gutted is an understatement, only time will tell if the rumours are true!
I can't believe that he would leave 'my boys' as they approach the season where they are going to attempt the treble!!!

Why would you want to leave Yorkshire with it's howling winds, wild wind swept landscape and super fans like moi????

I feel an on line petition coming on!!!
Give the man a raise Yorkshire, you may be in the red but you will be in the 'merde' if you let this one go!

And talking about all things Yorkshire it appears that 'mutiny' is afoot.
Yes the board, have asked the members not to back the return of Geoff Boycott.
There are four vacancies, they are asking for  votes for Robin Smith ( lovely man who is an OMT too), Mark Arthur and Sir  Gary verity, that leaves one place.........................................

..................hmmmm I am at The Headingley Lodge the day of the AGM, I might just put myself in for the fourth role, that should put Geoffreys nose out of joint, and then I can lock Gillespie the Gallant away and not let him out until the Australian job is filled.

There I have sorted all mine and the Yorkshire faithfuls problems in one!

And now I think that I need to go and lie down on 'mon lit' in 'mon boudoir'.

Oh and by the way the picture at the top is not super motor racing man Damon Hill!!!!


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