It's a wet F(ryan)day

Oh no it's raining, and boy is it raining here in the North of blighty! Think that the Lady Lainey speedboat will be needed this morning..............if only.

However it is F(raynday) which means that you all get to see a fabby picture of His Royal Ryanness and also that it is the end of the working week. Also Dame Didi is coming to Tykes Towers for tea. M&S two dine for £10 it is then!

It is now only a short time until I am off to La belle France for fun and wine swilling with Dame Didi, the thought of dancing to the wee small hours glass in hand, to Maroon 5,oh the thought of midnight commando style raids on the next door neighbours, the thought of seeing the next door neighbour naked in the shower room.........................UURRRGGHHHH nearly  regurgitated my weetabix then!!!! So maybe just the first two???

Well it was a bad/good day yesterday in cricket as Durham bowled out Sussex for 0 ( OK only joking but it might as well have been) and taking former besty home county of Durham to the top of Division one! Not good for my Tykes but I still have complete faith in the boys and know that when they play next week they will make Lady Lainey a super proud Tyke Princess.

KP is apparently a crucial part of the inexperienced one day squad. Well I suppose if you want to learn how to swagger like a super model, learn to text the opposition and have a head so big that all changing room doors have to be made bigger, then he is crucial, however experience is gained by experience not by listening/watching to some squeaky voiced, ego inflated batsman. So ends the Friday rant!

And today sees the ODI bandwagon trundle into Headingley. Well the weather forecast is poo ( real meteorological term!) and it doesn't look as if a ball will be bowled, but hey I am no Michael Fish and stranger things have happened. however I hope that the England team, have pencil and paper so that they can play 'hangman'.

Elsewhere in the world they have launched the largest TV screen, an impressive 110in. Now Brighthouse will be inundated with requests for this!

Well looking out of the window I think that it is time to fire up the motor boat and head of to the equally wet climes of Ladylaineyworkville.
At least I get two days off after today!