Warne ing Hurley burley Ahoy!!!

Oh no!!! it can't be so!!! the romance of the century is off!!! The Hurley/Warne romance is at an end' oh no what will happen now that Shane will not get free Elizabeth Arden products!! How will Liz get super exposure at cricket matches, how will they ever again get a spread in HELLO magazine ( Liz will get in there somehow), OK I know that it is cruel to joke about the breakdown of a relationship but to be honest where Liz was concerned they never really last long. Now who will be next on the list?????

Ok enough showbiz nonsense which I try not to dabble in, however it was kind of crickety.

More important news is what has been happening at Chateau Didi, ( 'ello d'er), well for starters we were a pair of lazy monkeys yesterday lying around reading our books until after the midday! well the shops had closed by the time we would have been ready so easier to wait until after the repas.
We headed off to St Gilles and went plodging in the sea which was truly invigorating and not as distressing on the 'natives' as me in the sea in a bikini. Then we and hit 'Super U' looking for another 4 wheel drive suitcase this one would be the Bentley of suitcases. Dame Didi went over to the internet cafe, I think that she fancies the bloke in there ;-)  hahahaha just nearly tiddled myself at the thought of the look on her face when she reads that!!!!
she has a flipping l'ordinator at the Chateau!!!!! put 2 and 2 together and make 7 Simples!!!!!!

( I fear that I may be walking back to the airport at this rate so best move swiftly on to something else)

And it is about his Royal Ryanness who was in top form yesterday along with Jackie Brooks as they were sending wickets tumbling right left and centre. Middlesex appear to bein a spot of bother' However former besty home county of Durham are only 62 runs away from winning the county title. I suppose that I should be glad ( at least a little bit) but if the race to the end had not included my Tykes that would be how it is.

SO good luck to Durham today and super flipping good luck to the Tyke boys. go get 'em Ryan.

I am now going to disappear before the Dame reads the blog.


BREAKING NEWS

His Royal Ryanness has only gone and  made the day of I Lady Lainey, yes he has signed a new contract taking him to the  end of 2015 which means lots more photo ops for moi and lots more write ups for him!!!

also the cricket academy which he has set up will be having a little do at Headingey tonight around 6pm contact his Royal Ryanness on Twitter direct or @JamesMasonMedia for more details.

got to run, yes really run she is logging onto the l'ordinator.....................